kaism:

“I really need to finish my homework” I say as I continue to scroll down my dashboard.

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

laugh-addict:

when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence